The best ol’ time at a black tie function dinner. It’s a good thing we have a few of these in our midst to help us avoid the faux cloptocracy that is the internet. You can’t keep a good man down for too long, especially if his name is on the marquee and he doesn’t like a beer. Besides, we have a family and kids and a dog and a cat in tow and the old adage holds true. We’re not talking about your average joe here, we’re talking about the A-listers and their posse mates. It is hard to evict them from your front porch, let alone the kitchen and bedroom.